No need to use the military option to get rid of the regime in Tehran

It turns out that a woman need only wear a red dress to get rid of Iranian regime elements. Reuters reports:

Iran's foreign Minister abruptly left a dinner where he was to sit opposite U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, complaining that a red dress worn by an entertainer was too revealing, a U.S. official said on Friday.

...U.S. officials said Mottaki complained to his Egyptian host the red dress worn by a
Russian violinist, the entertainer for the evening, was offensive and he could not stay for the beachside dinner at the Sheraton hotel at the Red Sea resort.

"I am not sure which woman he was afraid of, the woman in the red dress or the secretary of state," said State Department spokesman Sean McCormack of the incident.

Actually, it really was the red dress. The State Department spokesman was just trying to make the Iranian foreign minister seem less, well, hysterical.

You see, this blogger is onto to something, fashion really is our most potent weapon. Scroll down for more evidence of this. Check out the Older Posts too (click at the bottom of this page).