Here's what the doctor is ordering for Hamas

(No wonder this guy no longer practices medicine.)

The BBC is reporting that Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri, Bin Laden's second-in-command (or his he in charge now? -- it has been a long time since we've heard from the top Al Qaeda leader) is suggesting that Hamas unite with Al Qaeda.

Apparently this idea occurred to him after seeing that Hamas was finally in control of its own territory in Gaza. Of course, as he says in the videotaped message, "taking over power is not a goal but a means to implement God's word on earth." By this he most likely is tacitly suggesting that now is the time for Hamas to ensure that not only the human sexes are segregated now in Gaza, but also the vegetables too.

Or maybe, after having seen where that brilliant stroke of governance led (the Anbar Province revolt for those of you who only look at the pictures on this blog), maybe he didn't purposefully mention this now because perhaps he's thinking that it would make more sense to first shut all girls' schools down, ban women (and laughter) from the public square, forbid women from working (including, of course, even widows who might be the only remaining breadwinners for their families), crush the homosexuals to death, outlaw kites, toys, videos, music on the radio, and, yes, pet songbirds, too, and convert all the soccer stadiums to chop-chop squares (that is places where the public can gather to see people beheaded, adulteresses stoned, and thieves relieved of their hands). At that point, he seems to tacitly suggest here, nobody will rebel when they're asked to segregate their vegetables.

Great advice, doctor and I bet Hamas is dumb enough to follow it too.